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The Arashi Randomity.

As posted on arashicrackaday.

Pick the month you were born:
Jan - I stared at
Feb - I banged
Mar - I drooled all over
April - I high-fived
May - I ran naked with
June - I sang with
July - I danced with
Aug - I snuggled with
Sept - I married
Oct - I shaved
Nov - I licked
Dec - I shot



Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - Mirror Man
02 - An old man
03 - Sakurai Sho’s forehead 
04 - DoS Bancho
05 - A Powerhouse 
06 - A singing brother
07 - A group of five sexy men
08 - A tanned fisherman
09 - A magician
10 - Domyouji
11 - Kaibutsu-kun
12 - A genius
13 - A Nintendo addict
14 - A shiny costume
15 - Masamune
16 - Aiba-chan
17 - The Stocking Brothers
18 - Kamiyama
19 - Kurono Kei (Gantz)
20 - Ohmiya SK
21 - Naruse Ryo
22 - Sho-chan
23 - Bambino 
24 - Golden Guy
25 - Leader
26 - A shirtless boxer
27 - A maid with great legs
28 - Jun’s innexistant beard
29 - Nino
30 - A squirrel
31 - A man wearing tight pants

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - Because of its/his/their flawless hair.
Black - Because, well, who wouldn’t?
Yellow - Because it was the best thing that could happen to me.
Red - Because he/it/they was/were right there.
Pink - Because I’ve got sex-appeal.
Purple - Because I love it/him/them in a slightly disturbing way.
Green - Because I adore pickles.
Blue - Because I’m pretty much awesome.
Rainbow - Because I’m a bit worthless.
Brown - Because it was a matter of life or death.
Gray - Because it was meant that way.
Orange - Because a duck told me so.
Polka Dots - Because I had to.
Shirtless - Because I have no shame.
Other - Because the people in my head told me so.

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